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 Post subject: I'm out of cheese
PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:13 pm 
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Disaster struck the Robbie Household.

No cheese on the premises whatsoever. No rocquefort, no brie, edam, gouda, Leerdam... no nothing. Not a single slice.

Shops are closed... error cannot be corrected.

AAAAAAAAaaaaaa.....

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:41 am 
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So what you are saying is you’d settle for cheese wrapped in red wax?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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No, I'd say I couldn't come up with a more original april fools joke... :-)

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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Robbie wrote:
No, I'd say I couldn't come up with a more original april fools joke... :-)


Yes I figured it was. But just to see your refrigerator filled with red wax would be worth it.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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Great joke Robbie. I started out feeling really sorry for you! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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I was at the grocery store the other day and saw some red wax Gouda - the sign even said "Red Wax Gouda." Why anyone would buy that rubber stuff when the Vlaaskas was sitting right next to it, I'll never know. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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You buy it for the wax. Very useful for making drawers and sleds runners slide smoothly, lubricating zippers, waterproofing matches, easing sticky windows. . . . and so forth. In fact, here's a video on 40 uses for wax :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SFc6BT5ZsQ

As for the "cheese" that comes in the wax? I have no idea what you can do with that.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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Thanks for the clarification, Carey. Of course, that begs the question as to why it's at the cheese counter and not in the aisle with the lights bulbs and tools. :D


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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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I was reading that the current US administration has proposed a tariff on red wax cheese, to be implemented only if the producing country refuses to also supply white and blue waxed versions. And that all purveyors of these cheeses would then, by presidential proclamation, be required to display said cheeses patriotically, in the dairy aisle. And that CareyCorsen be appointed head of the RWR (RedWaxRecyle) program, whose mandate will be expanded to include the Blue and White versions of this imported delicacy.

We have not had an extended cheese-drivel thread in quite some time!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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How I needed this... thanks guys! You're best.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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And the Blues...subgenres Stilton, Gorgonzola, Roquefort, etc.?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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Remember that scary song by the Zombies, "Cheese not there." But luckily, it was just an April Fool's joke by Robbie.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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And of course "Cheese Gone" by Hall & Oates. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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Of course The Beatles songs were full of cheese:

Here Comes the Swiss.
All You Need is Limberger.
Norwegian Walnut Cheddar.
Baby You're a Romano Man.
Got to Get Yorkshire Blue into My Life.
Lucy in the Sky with Dry Jack.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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:lol:

Cheese a maniac... :-)

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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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SNACK TIME!


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 Post subject: Re: I'm out of cheese
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Yessss!

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